I feel like the wardrobe in this closet has radically changed since the series started. Probs a subtle illustration of the show’s evolution.
VEGETARIANS and gay men come in all sizes and types.”
— Lead of the day (guess that newspaper)
sort of offended citibank thinks i’m so gauche as to call out celeb sightings in like, an online banking security question? also i literally did not have an answer for a single one of these. seriously, just ask me when I got my period or something.
I always wanted a black eye, but it never occurred to me that my cat would be the one to give it to me. Currently looking into cat therapy, cat reform school, cat military academy. (JK, only the first.) Have also opened up new therapeutic pandora’s box re: obvious future parental ineptitude.
Either there is some awesome performative shit happening on my stoop or there is a really sentimental bum in the neighborhood who likes to leave his trash lying around. as an optimist, I am going with the former rather than getting all suspicious of the unkempt man who sits on my stoop eating enormous quantities of fresh berries every morning.
(unfortunately i started documenting this evidence after the book of nautical poetry and a steaming cup of coffee had already come and gone.)
I just received a debt collection notice for an $80 fee from an unspecified “police” matter which apparently took place in Evanston in 2003. Pretty sure I never got a ticket or was, you know, arrested during my time in Illinois, but what really kills me is the assumption by this debt collection agency that I will be getting a tax refund.