Now we enter the annual month-long period in which a certain office demographic insists on loudly sharing his or her (but let’s be real here) opinions about college sports “brackets,” bullies disinterested parties into throwing money away on company-wide pools, and ultimately, after a brief period of halfhearted efforts at professionalism, just turns on the tv in the middle of the day to watch basketball. I recognize this is not a single-gender phenomenon, but did it happen at the teen magazine where I and like a zillion other ladies used to work/engage in collective passive aggressive cupcake eating competitions? No, no it did not.
“Stone Soup,” 1992, i.e., the year I landed the lead role in the school play but then had to share it — literally read my lines in unison — with the girl who lived across the street. But we can all admit I had the best costume, right?
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never forget
it’s very important to choose art for your new home carefully and to avoid making rash, expensive decisions in delaware antique shops. so, i put a lot of thoughtful consideration into this portrait before pulling the trigger. also i got a 10 percent discount!
you guys i went down the amazon reviewer rabbithole and i have no regrets
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